Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Social Security Phone Call

The Social Security - Disability hotline is voice activated. Keeps telling me it can't understand me... HELLO!!?? I wouldn't be calling IF I DIDN'T HAVE A DISABILITY!!!!!!! stupid people.

Wonder if they recorded me:
Prompt: "I'm sorry, I cannot understand you."
Me: "You should be!"
Prompt: "Please spell your first name."
Me: "M-i- c-h-e-l-e"
Prompt: "Was that 'N-w-o-p-k'?
Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Prompt: "I'm sorry, I cannot understand you. Please spell your first name."
Me: "This is ridiculous! IT'S SOCIAL SECURITY DISABILITY! I HAVE A SPEECH DISABILITY, YOU STUPID RECORDING!"
Silence for 10 seconds...
Prompt: "I'm sorry, I cannot understand you."
ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!

1 comment:

Heather said...

OH my gosh...I totally know the social security drama. I know it so well, that one time I got escorted out by security! My son has CP and is adopted...my time at that horrible place has been lengthy.
Arggggghhhhh!