3 ladies of 'another religion' come to my door AGAIN!
Them: "Good morning! We are talking to people about the Bible..."
Me (pointing at my opened Bible on the couch): I know all about the Bible... Thank you, but I'm firm in my faith..."
Them: "But can we talk to you? Maybe give you verses to read?"
Me: "No, thank you... I read them all..." (trying to shut the door).
Them: (All 3 ganging up on me) "Just let us leave some information..." (pushing info in the door)
ME: "Alright, leave it in the basket right there..." (trash can outside the door. Their mouths dropped as I shut the door).